PUBLIC POOL. PRIVATE PROBLEMS.

EST. 2026 · DEEP END DEPARTMENT

DUNKPLANT

MINISTRY OF
MOIST VEGETABLES
APPROVED
BY NOBODY
CAUTION: SENTIENT PRODUCE

HE'S A PLANT.
HE'S WET.
DEAL WITH IT.

Two teeth. Zero thoughts. One inflatable ring.
Somebody let an eggplant into the pool.
Now it has a ticker. $DUNK.

DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT.
OR BEFORE. HE'S A VEGETABLE.
IN CASE OF NORMALITY

INCIDENTS TODAY
000ALL HIS FAULT.

DEPTH: EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
i have no idea
what a blockchain is.
Dunkplant, a goofy purple eggplant wearing a grey swim ring and oversized yellow flippers
CERTIFIEDPOOL
IDIOT
LICENSE No. $DUNK
↑ THIS IS THE ENTIRE PROJECT

NO DIVING.
HE ALREADY DID.

IT GETS WEIRDER DOWN HERE
100%ORGANIC.
0% QUALIFIED.
A ROADMAP? IN THIS ECONOMY?

THE POOL PLAN.

NO ROADS.
ONLY WATER.
PHASE 010.3 M DEEP

WET THE
VEGETABLE.

Release him into the internet. Find other people who think this is a perfectly normal investment in pool culture.

  • Launch the $DUNK universe
  • Open the community pool
  • Memes. Extremely damp memes.
PHASE 021.5 M DEEP

CONFUSE THE
LIFEGUARD.

Multiply the weird. Fill the timeline with flippers. Make the eggplant everybody else's problem.

  • Community meme showdowns
  • Art drops & unlikely collabs
  • Recruit more pool creatures
PHASE 03??? M DEEP

ABOLISH
DRY LAND.

Take the pool party everywhere. Let the community choose the next terrible, wonderful idea.

  • Expand the Dunkplant world
  • Community-led poolside chaos
  • Explore deeply silly merch
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?NEITHER HAS HIS BRAIN.

Last seen buying water. In a pool. With water in it.

REWARD:
1 WET SOCK

* These are intentions. He's an eggplant in flippers. Please manage your expectations accordingly.

PLEASE DON'T TAP THE GLASS

IS IT LIQUID?

It's in a pool. So, technically, yes.

$DUNK / WET VEGETABLE INDEXDEXSCREENER ↗

NO CHART.
JUST CHLORINE.

The live $DUNK chart lands here
when the trading pair is announced.

FLOAT RESPONSIBLY.

$DUNK is a meme token, not a swimming lesson. No guaranteed returns. Do your own research.